What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Womens rights

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Anti Joke

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