- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Your Mother

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Washington say to California? WC

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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