Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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