What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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