- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Knock, Knock! Go away!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??