What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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