What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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