- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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