- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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