Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Set up Punch line.

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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