What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

robin, get in the car.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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