Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Health food.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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