A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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women's rights

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I once did something.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Anti Joke

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