- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

What's clear and wet? water

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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