- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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