- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

boobs.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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