Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Your Mom

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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