A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

thumb_up thumb_down +18

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

thumb_up thumb_down +18

rocky is here again.......................

thumb_up thumb_down +18

ok

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

thumb_up thumb_down +18

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops