- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Why did the man die? He was old.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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