whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

I like colin but not as much as apple

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Obama

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