three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

People with cancer.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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