A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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