- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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