What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Anti Joke

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