Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

The MLS

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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