Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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3 like an eel

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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tommy is retared

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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ur an fagit

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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