whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Nuneaton..

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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