Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

ded on boomer and aodddan

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

its funny cuz i laughed!

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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