- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Refrigerator

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

YO FACE

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

I have a gay camel

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

womans rights...

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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