- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Im taking a shit right now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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