- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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