- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

William wright is Gay

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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