- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

balls

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why? Why Not?

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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