- Anti Joke

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.