- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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