What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Life

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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