Hey! Where is my tracker?

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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tommy is retared

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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