- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

anal seepage

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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