A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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the holocaust

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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