- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Racial Equality

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

can you touch your toes? no

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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