What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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