Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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