what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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Bob Saget

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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