I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

PSN IS UP

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Agent 47.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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