- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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