What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

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