why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Poop!!

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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