Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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