What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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long in the tooth!

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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