- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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