- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

smell the vitamin C

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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