- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

the WNBA

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Rebecca Black's career.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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