- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Face...the other white meat!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What? Why?

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

dick dick dick... frogs

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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