- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Women's Rights

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

your mum

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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