- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Wenis Penis

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

This statement is false.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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