why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Lil Wayne

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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