- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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