- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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