I am quite mature.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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