whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

tommy is retared

ur an fagit

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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