A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

wanna here a joke? you.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Racial Equality

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

wael.. nuff said

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

can you touch your toes? no

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