- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What did david give back? Nothing.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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