The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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