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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

i died. new product by steve jobs

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Your face is hilarious.

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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