Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

adam hodgson !

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Jake. Walsh.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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