- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Poker? I barely even know her.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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