Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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